We all do questionably weird things. In college, I would watch Dr. Phil every day as a sort of affirmation that I wasn’t that weird. 

I’ve accepted that I am weird now. So are these pictures.

Imgur | anlyin

I wasn’t worried, but apparently, enough people were. Way to put minds at ease. I wonder if my cats would enjoy that stuff. My babies are spoiled.

5. Not everyone can be Spider-Man.

I would not take that job for any kind of money. You would have to be some kind of superhero or something to pull that off.

6. That spells instant regret.

I’m not sure I would want something like that advertised on my head. At least tattoo some hair or something. How was that ever a good idea?

7. What did they do to him?!

My childhood is forever ruined! I hope the designer was at least forced to go back to school. This is the stuff of my nightmares.

8. What are those?

I mean, towels have always been cordless, but do these ones help you dry yourself? I might need one of these. I’ll have to look on Amazon!

9. That’s a big nope.

I can’t even stomach roller coasters in the regular way. I don’t know how this guy does it. Maybe he’s trying to be another Evel Knievel. Brave soul!

10. It’s a lot easier with spellcheck, trust me.

The English language can be really hard to grasp. Nobody can spell every word perfectly. That’s why spellcheck is my best friend.

Reddit | ZSlender

11. Maybe for ninja school?

I don’t remember that being on my required items list. Maybe I was going to the wrong school. I’ve always wanted to be a ninja.

Reddit | donserj

12. Talk about being overly descriptive!

This is a case of less equaling more. I’ve never heard a blanket described in such detail. That’s some real dedication to the product!

Reddit | [deleted]

13. Can’t say I’ve been there.

Sure. We’ve all had our moments, but I wonder what it takes to get to this point. She almost has it right, though. Selfie game is strong!

14. That’s not how you do it.

I wonder what she was thinking. Was it opposite day? That’s how you electrify your life. No amount of rice can fix that mess.

15. Wow, what a steal!

OK, so not all clowns make it into super popular horror movies. However, this might be just the thing to scare a bargain-hunter. Maybe there’s a clown tax?

16. This can’t end well.

I know some people like to take risks, but this is one I could never take. Wait for the professionals. What a brave but crazy dude!